'Say no, Oliver. I don't want to spend my free time with
a lot of empty-headed preppies.'
'OK, Jen, but what shall I tell them?'
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We moved to a beautiful flat in New York.
'Tell them I'm expecting a baby.'
'Are you?'
She smiled. 'No, but if we stay at home tonight, perhaps
I will.'
We already had a name for our child.
'You know,' I said one evening. 'I really like the name
Bozo.'
'You honestly want to call our child Bozo?'
'Yes. It's the name of a big sports star. He'll be
wonderfully big and strong,' I continued. 'Bozo Barrett,
Harvard's biggest football star.