A meat packer in Sweden narrowly escaped death after over a half-ton of bacon in a trolley toppled over on top of him. After being rescued and taken to the hospital, it was discovered that he only sustained minor back injuries. Said police spokesman, Peter Adlersson, “It's a rather unusual accident, you might say.” One could say that it wasn't time for him to meat his maker. Okay, no more bad puns, I promise!