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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
ALICE: There is
a right way to be single.
Hey. How are you?
(CHUCKLES) Hi.
Oh, when's your wedding?
Eighteen months after
I meet the right guy.
Okay.
ALICE: And a wrong way
to be single.
And then there's this guy.
(PHONE RINGING)
Good morning.
Hi. You want a hand with that?
ALICE: We're embarrassed
to admit we're single,
and try to pretend
that we're not.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) (SNORING)
NURSE: We need you
in Exam Room 3.
ALICE: We're supposed
to act all cheerful
and happy about it.
What?
But why should we
be embarrassed?