[TL:………. FCK!]
[ED: Rofl. Expected.]
I met her when I was about to drive out from the gate and head to the south. In my tormenting loneliness, I wanted to attract her interest by any means. While luring her using some food, I was able to trap her inside the stone wall.
[TL: Oh god please don’t make it beastial I beseech YOU!]
[ED: Probably won’t, unless she has a human form. …I hope.]
I will tell you a little bit more about Catherine. She’s a lazy fellow who usually just folds her legs and sits around doing nothing. Sometimes, when I thought she was finally standing up to take a walk, it turned out that she was just taking her meal. She just starts munching on the grass on the ground. The grass around my home has already disappeared. Everyday, I ended up having to cut grass from town and feed it to her. She’s lazy and gluttonous.
Therefore, in order to make Catherine exercise more, I put a saddle on her back, and forced her to walk around town. The saddle was made by stacking blankets, a handmade item.
I was thinking of feeding her a good meal, but I was worried that she would develop a cavity. Thus, at the very least, even if it’s just water, I poured some of Japan’s soft water into her bucket. I also cleaned up her droppings.
How should I say it… Surprisingly, it’s possible to [Sell] her feces.
There was a famous story from the Edo-period where a farmer bought human feces as fertilizer. In addition, they also collected horse dung along the way, and there was also a job called horse dung picking.
By the way, Catherine’s feces were about 100 yen a pile.
[TL: WTF WITH THIS AUTHOR AND HIS INTEREST WITH DUNG!]
[ED: He’s just into scat.]
Catherine was also attached to me now. She was rubbing her long neck against me when I complained about the weather ‘It was hot, recently’ while lying down. She was really a spoiled child.
Like this, she became the support for my heart.