The Internet voting network
will double voter participation.
I'm going to make democracy work.
It's an awesome responsibility.
Let me know when you get it working.
I always wondered what it would be like to vote.
You mean you've never voted?
It's too much of a hassle.
But IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE...
Look! You're encouraging morons to vote.
That can't possibly be good.
You can't use Wally
as a typical example of humanity.
I'm special.
Take Loud Howard.
He's more typical of the average voter.
Yes! I always vote for the tallest guy!
The tall ones are better!
Dilbert, do you realize
that you could build a back door into the system
and manipulate the voting results
for your own evil purposes without ever being detected?
Wow, you could make a fortune from special interest groups.
Did you learn nothing in ethics class?
I tried, but you covered your test with your hand.
One COULD make a fortune from special interest groups,
but it would be unethical, and more importantly,
it would destroy the integrity of our democratic system.
I would never sell out my country for money.
Besides, I have all the money I need.
MAN: $900,000...
A million.
Next.
It's a public school class!
As you can see, class, Congress is in session.
And furthermore, television violence is bad...
Where's the gift shop?
They got a bathroom in here?
Can I use my cell phone?