hi friends, my name is Mark(but you can call me Mark)! as an aspiring candidate for worst interpal of 2015, you can count on me to:
visit your profile multiple times without sending you a message
abruptly stop responding to your messages
start messaging you again a few weeks later asking for money
forget your name
find your phone number and call you in the middle of the night
send you strange things in the mail
show up at your doorstep unannounced
and more. drop me a line, you'll probably regret it!