I would not, could not on a boat.
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote!
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you.
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!
You bore people to death.
You leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBeth.
I entertain a child of any age.
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!
How you gonna battle with the Cat in the Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat!
You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back!