You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.
I try to post a MySpace video every day just to keep my talent alive and growing.
- #W ithout him # - Nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor.
Fame is the most important thing in our culture now.
And if there's one thing I've learned, it's that no one's just gonna hand it to you.
# I love him # # But every day I'm learning # #A II my life # # I've only been pretending # #Without me his world will go on turning # #Aworld that's full of happiness # # That I have never known # # I love him # # I love him # # I love him # # But only on my # #Own # Very nice, Rachel.
When do we start rehearsals? - #A nd I said to myself sit down # - #Said to myself, sit down # - #Sit down, you're rockin' the boat # - Bigger hands.
Big hands.
#Sit down You're rockin' the boat # #And the devil will drag you under # # By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat # #Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down # #Sit down You're rockin' the boat # #Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down Sit down, you're rockin' the boat # #Sit down, you're rockin' Sit down, sit down, sit down You're rockin' the boat # #Sit down # #You're rockin' # #The boat # - We suck.
- Uh It It'll get there.
We We just need to keep rehearsing.
Mr.
Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in " Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair? I think Mr.
Schue's using irony to enhance the performance.
There's nothing ironic about show choirl Rachel.
Rachel! That's sloppy! You're sloppy, babies! It's just disgraceful! And I want the agony out of your eyesl Uh-uh, Lance.
Don't you start cryingl You are the weak link, pall How does it feel to be the weak link, huh? - That can't feel very good.
- You changed out of your costume.
I'm tired of being laughed at.
You're the best kid in there, Rachel.
That comes with a price.
Look, I know I'm just a sophomore.
But I can feel the clock ticking away and I don't want to leave high school with nothing to show for it.
You get great grades.
You're a fantastic singer.
Everybody hates me.
You think Glee Club is gonna change that? Being great at something is going to change it.
Being a part of something special makes you special, right? I need a male lead who can keep up with me vocally.
- Maybe I can coach Artie a little.