There was also another time me and a friend went to KFC that was about a mile from his house. After we were done, we jumped over a short wall as a shortcut to prevent us the torture of having to walk around it. Anyway, as I did it I heard a rip and to no surprise I had ripped the crotch of my jeans. I then had to proceed to walk back hoping nobody looked at that area. Just as well they were a cheap pair. Thought I'd give 2 stories since they are quite short.