Any date is better than just watching the box alone and crying yourself to sleep, right?
With me you will forget the box even exist, I give you a word!
I'm the kind of hot fling your friends bragged about and
perhaps your mom warned you against.
Mostly, I'm in no mood for tearjerker films.
But I do enjoy some hot action which will make you shed a tear or two of joy!
See if you can tame me, stud.
I'm sure you'll like my hot snaps right here, too!
Let's do it!