A man recieved this e-mail from his neighbour.
"I am sorry, i have been using your wife day and night when you are not at home may be using more than you are using.Now i feel very much guilt . Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".
The man shot his wife.
A few minutes later he recieved another e-mail.
"Sorry Sir, for my spelling mistake, it should have been .... wifi ... not wife