Today I got on the bus after grabbing some fruit from a market for my pregnant wife. On the bus, a person vacated her seat. I was nearest but I wanted to let somebody else sit down so I kept standing.
Suddenly the bus conductor shouts at me "Lap! Lap!" and points at the chair. I sat down and smiled. The conductor continues to talk in Thai very loudly about me not understanding what she was saying. That was when I remembered that I had seen her last week. I had given her my fare and said "Tesco Lotus". Everyone knows Tesco Lotus.