it's been about 10 years!
...........
One Sunday I go to church.
Before the church stands a girl whose telling of a little boy!
....
the knowledge that she was looking at me .. .So I greet her!
she asks me to wait
and says,
"I want to introduce you a little Tomek"
(pointing to the little boy)
............
nearly fell off the impression ...
(but I knew it was not my son because we do not have sex)