He and I are going to work really well together. “What’s next on the agenda?” he’ll ask, and I’ll point him to the vegans and others who think their God is the real one. The same goes for the Buddhists and whoever it is that thinks cows and monkeys have special powers. Then we’ll move on to the comedians with their “F this” and “GD that.” I’ll crucify the Democrats, the Communists, and a good ninety-seven percent of the college students. Don’t laugh, Tim Cobblestone, because you’re next! Think you can let your cat foul my flower beds and get away with it? Well think again! And Curtis Devlin who turned down my application for a home improvement loan, and Carlotta Buffington who only got her job because she’s paralysed on one side, and even my grandson Kenyan Bullock. He just turned five, but no matter what Trisha says, this is not a phase—the child is evil and it’s best to stop him now before any real damage is done. And all the other evil people and whores, and liars who want to take away our freedom or raise my taxes; they shall know our fury, Jesus’s and mine, and burn forever.