When Ye Kong, Fatty Hai and the Li Brothers came back, they were shocked speechless as they found a beautiful sleeping oneesan on Yue Yang’s bed.
In front of a bed, there was even a little panda girl, shaking her little feet while eating her sweets happily.
“What’s going on?” Ye Kong stared blankly at this scene. Had Yue Yang won over this oneesan already? This speed was practically a miracle!
“I picked her up from the roadside.” Yue Yang explained in an indifferent tone.
“Brother, which road did you pick her up from?” Hearing Fatty Hai’s tone, he seemed to also want to pick one up too.
“Just downstairs.” Yue Yang spoke a rare sentence of truth.
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore, I want to commit suicide…“ Fatty Hai’s tears streamed down his face. He banged his head hard on the wall. He felt that he had wasted his two years in school. Over those two years, he had never managed to pick up a stray loli on the roadside. However, this fellow actually had such an amazing luck. Within a single day of coming here, he had picked up two beautiful girls, one oneesan and one loli.
Comparing himself to others would only make him angry.
Fatty Hai felt that if he stayed longer with this guy, even if he did not die from anger, he would die from tears.
Moreover, it was the kind of death where one would die of dehydration by crying too much… This fellow’s luck was so great that it made other people feel inferior. Could it be that he was the bastard child of Lady Luck? How could all of the world’s luck converge to him? Fatty Hai really wanted to arrange three big bowls of vinegar in front of him and then drink them all down in one gulp. Perhaps if he did that then his heart wouldn’t be so sour right now, and he would feel a little better.
The little panda girl sucked her finger cutely, and batted her eyelids while looking at Fatty Hai. Suddenly, she said a remarkable sentence. “Big brother, this fatty is an idiot.”
“Ah, she can talk?” Ye Kong was going to faint, could this be another beast that could talk?
“I’m not an idiot. Let me tell you, I’m exceptionally smart. I could easily count to hundred when I was 8, and I could write my own name when I was 9. After I was 10, I never peed in my bed again. How is it? Am I not amazing? Little girl, my name is Hai Da Fu, but everyone calls me Master Hai. I’m your big brother’s boss after all, you know! Come, come, I’ll give you candy to eat too!” Coincidentally, Hai Da Fu also had a packet of malt candy. This was what he had bought specially to win Yue Bing over.
The little panda girl, Niu Niu, looked at the amber-like malt candy and was slightly fascinated.
(Shiro: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber)
But in the end, she shook her head. “Mom says that I can’t eat things that was given by idiots, otherwise I will be infected with their idiocy. I don’t want to become an idiot!”
Fatty Hai fell onto the ground with a thud.
This blow was far too great.
If not for the Li Brothers stopping him, he would have jumped to his death. Ye Kong was laughing until his tears were flowing. He continuously praised the girl, giving her a big thumbs up. “Right, you are definitely right, idiocy is contagious!”
The little panda girl instantly revealed an extremely scared expression. Seems like she was really scared that Fatty Hai’s idiocy would infect her.
Yue Yang hurriedly soothed her who was about to cry. “This Big Brother Ye Kong is just teasing you. Don’t worry, idiocy isn’t contagious. Niu Niu, don’t be afraid, have some candy.”
Towards the malt candy that Yue Yang gave, the little girl took it impatiently, and happily put it inside her mouth. After eating it for a while, she tilted her head again, and asked doubtfully, “Is idiocy really not contagious?”
Fatty Hai cried. “Wahh…Even if it’s contagious, I’m not an idiot… I don’t want to live anymore!”
From the door, the old cunning fox had brought Yue Bing in. He smiled, “Students, what are you discussing about? It’s so lively in here! Ah, Niu Niu, why are you here?” The little panda girl instantly jumped from the bed, assuming an attacking pose, baring her small white teeth and warning him, “Ero-uncle, stay away from my mother! Perverted uncles like you who like to peek at other people changing clothes are the kind of people I hate the most!”
Everyone looked at the old cunning fox as if they were seeing the most perverted madman in the world.
The old cunning fox was extremely embarrassed. Thankfully, he had an equally thick skin. Otherwise, he would probably be hugging Fatty Hai as they bawled together.
“Aha, that was actually a misunderstanding. How could an upright person like me do that kind of despicable and shameless acts? Virtuous people like me will even be cautious with what they say normally. Not to mention peeking, even when we are talking our doing our daily chores, we are all extremely careful with our actions so that we could act as role models for the students!” Before the old cunning fox’s words had