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A Case for More Beer

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

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'N saak vir Meer Beer 'n Trop buffels kan net so vinnig beweeg as die stadigste buffel, en wanneer die trop gejag word, is dit die stadigste en swakste kinders op die rug wat eerste is vermoor. Hierdie natuurlike seleksie is goed vir die trop as 'n geheel, want die algemene spoed en gesondheid van die hele groep hou die verbetering van die gereelde uitdunning van die swakste lede. In veel dieselfde manier kan die menslike brein net so vinnig te werk as die stadigste brein selle. Oormatige inname van alkohol, ons almal weet, dood af breinselle, maar natuurlik is dit val die stadigste en swakste breinselle eerste. Op hierdie manier, gereelde verbruik van bier elimineer die swakker breinselle, voortdurend die brein 'n vinniger en meer doeltreffende masjien .