Seems like a miscarriage of justice – but lovers face fines for kissing on Austria’s trains.
The £42 penalties were brought in to prevent “discourteous behaviour” after moans that amorous passengers were losing track of common decency.
Conductors – who also have the power to kick offending couples off the train – will also pounce if they catch you eating food deemed too smelly.
But if you weren’t a local, how would you know that such ludicrous laws applied?
Unsuspecting people fall foul of red-tape, dotty directives and bizarre bans all over the world.
In fact, there should be a law against this sort of thing...