A: Hi! B, what are you doing?
B: I'm practicing racket.
A: Wow! You're really good at doing that.
B: Really?
A: Yes, Are you interested in badminton?
B: I’m good at badminton
A: Well, could you show me how to hold the racket?
B: Sure, it's just like shaking hands. Hold your hand out as though you were going to shake my hand...
A: Do you mean like this?
B: Right, like that. Then put the racket in your hand, like this.
A: So now I'm ready to hit the ball!
B: Remember what I told you. There are two types of swings, the forehand and the backhand.
A: I remember. You told me hitting a forehand, starting on my right, is like hitting a ping pong ball.
B: Exactly. Why don't you try one now. Ready? Hit this!
A: Oops! I missed it completely!
B: That's okay, try again. This time, keep your eye on the ball.
A: Keep my eye where?
B: It's just an expression. "Keep your eye on the ball" means watch the ball carefully.
A: Oh, I see. Let me try again...
B: Here comes another ball... Wow! You hit it over the fence! You're a very powerful lady.
A: Hee hee hee. I guess I need to practice more.
B: Sure, but with a bit of practice, you'll be able to keep the ball in the court.
A: Now what about the backhand?
B: Many people think the backhand is difficult, but actually it's quite simple. It's a lot like slapping your boyfriend in the face!
A: Huh? What do you mean?
B: Just pull your racket back to your left, and then imagine you see your boyfriend with another woman!
A: Why that dirty rat!