You're not listening, Melney.
Melanie.
- That's what I said.
So just like you,
I too am still legally married,
albeit in Canada.
And as soon as the divorce
papers get here from--
I want to say up north,
I am gonna be signing them right away.
Good for you, Victoria.
Oh, it's sure gonna feel good
to sign those papers.
Bet it will.
Victoria, I'm not in love
with this scene we're shooting today.
I mean, do people in real life
just burst into a room
and announce their plans?
Emmett, I'm gonna blackmail you.
What are you talking about, Nikki?
You know that famous lovemaking scene
with Emmett and Susan Sarandon?
Oh, of course.
So raw, so brave.
So fake.
He used a body double.
And if you don't agree
to be on my show,
I will tell everyone
that the famously truthful
sir Emmett Lawson is a fraud.
You know I had no choice.
I had to gain pounds
for a previous role,
and my backside
was still a little doughy.
And now I have my proof.
I recorded this conversation.
Damn it.
My phone is dead.