a sense of humor
Personality is important to me, so I have a few questions to start:
Are you a cat person or a dog person? (Puppy kickers need not apply)
Mac or PC?
If I were going to jail for 20 years, would you tattoo my name on your boob?
Are you cute and sexy?
Do you have something else going for you besides your looks - namely, a great personality and outlook on life?
If so, I want to show you my stamp collection.
Oh, and be sure to tell me something interesting about yourself... If you can’t think of one interesting thing about your life then it probably won’t work...
After reading all this, you’re still interested, let’s chat.
And please - if your ex-boyfriend is a hatchet murderer who is trying to track you down and who swears to mutilate any other man who even looks at you - please DON’T contact me!
Talk to you soon.
Danny