Rin: Obito, you
are actually really lecherous, aren’t you?
Obito…?
Obito: Th-th-th-th-that’s wrong!
I haven’t thought of doing this or that or the other thing even a little bit and your boobs and your butt don’t matter to me and I certainly don’t see the part of you in kneesocks with lewd eyes at all!
Rin: (Obito…)
[He doth protest too much]