A London tourist attraction is today auditioning people for a frightfully odd job, resident zombie.
More than 50 applicants will battle it out for the £30k per year role with the London Bridge Experience, by trying to prove to bosses they can be scary.
They have been asked to turn up in their own blood-stained costumes and make-up and be as scary as they can.
I wonder why bosses didn't just take a ride on the London Underground, most people there terrify me on every journey ... and many have clothes covered in vomit and blood.