A boy : My grandparents are visiting for a few days!
 Dad : Woman. Are you losing your @#$$%% mind!! You forgot to pack my @#$^& denture cream!!
Mom : If you weren’t sitting on the @#$$% toilet while I was doing all the packing you could have helped me. You lazy !@$% Bum! 
Dad : Who are you calling a lazy @#$%% Bum, You old @#$% Hag!!
Mom : Step out in the wall, old man so I can slap you upside your@$#$% head!!
Dad : Bring it on !!
A boy : I feel like I’m in a Scorsese film!