People tell me all the time I looked like a mountain man. Someone even told me I looked like the brother of "Big Foot", the "Yeti", or the "Abominable Snowman". Frankly I would tell them that they were all wrong. My brother is the "Incredible Hulk" and Frankenstein combined, and I'm his evil twin. Sometimes I'm known as "Mean Green Eating Machine". Some even called me "Uncle Fattie". But I like to be called just "Ben", if you don't mind. LOL... :-)))
I'm an unsightly obese dude that tries to flirt with the opposite gender but only if the female doesn't run away from me. Most of the time when they see me coming, all females dropped everything and run away like a fleeting cat. LOL.
Oh, and you wouldn't want to be caught in the same store aisle with me. If you do, you are going to test your limits to see how you could squeeze between me and the aisle. I might end up crushing you like a squeezed toothpaste. That's how immense in size I am. I am like an oversized elephant that needs to take 20 years to diet down to size. LOL... :-)))
I like to go out hunting, but I shot my hunting-buddy in the butt accidentally thinking he was a duck. I warned my friend earlier not to quack like a dumb duck when we're out hunting but he did not follow my instruction. So when he started to imitate like a lame duck, I shot him accidentally in the butt. What a dumb ass he was. My buddy could not sit for a whole week. LOL... :-)))