you won't be happy.
You can sue people for free. In federal lawsuits, the defendants are served by federal marshals.
In criminal proceedings, you get a free lawyer.
You get special unpublished rates for cellphone service.
If you apply to college, that's free, too. Some colleges, including some elite colleges, will weigh that as a factor in your admission.
Silver lining of sorts. The cons far outweigh the pros. But some things can't be helped.