Natalie likes being a career women, rushing between meetings in her power suit, clutching her Starbucks Coffee and her laptop. She’s never wanted a husband or a baby, but if you could see you on a good day I’m sure she’d feel differently. If she could see the way you clap your hands and squeal with excitement when Scooby-Doo comes on the telly then she’s find you just as adorable as I do. Instead she thinks your smelly and have a strange shaped head. She looked revolted when I said you like putting your toes in your mouth, and finds it disturbing that you’re always staring greedily at my breasts. It upsets her even more when you stare greedily at her breasts. I tried to explain that you’re a man and that’s what men do, but she wasn’t having any of it.