Sparkle. "Oh, hey Twilight. Listen, Spike was just-"
Twilight punched Ian in his other eye.
"AH! F**K!"
"Take that you son of a bitch! Oh, and nice to see you, Anthony."
"Nice to see you too, Twi! Listen, do you have any of Rarity's used tissues? It's for, um, science!"
Twilight gave Anthony a really weird look, and left the room.
"Damn. I guess we'll have to follow Rarity around until she uses a tissue."
"That's almost as creepy as reenacting milk."
Ian and Anthony delivered the tissue to Spike, who immediately sniffed it, licked it, and did some other nasty crap to it.
"My god, that little dragon kid is creepy." Anthony and Ian fled from the horror that was Spike.
"So what should we do now? I feel we've exhausted every possible situation short of zombie apocalypse or some other stupid thing like that."
"Well, we haven't visited Fluttershy, Applejack, or Rainbow Dash yet, I think we could do something with them. I think."
Suddenly, a zombie came out of nowhere and bit Anthony's left hoof.
"AHGH! JESUS! I'M GONNA DIE!"
Ian grabbed Anthony and levitated him away from the zombie pony. "Don't worry, we'll camp out at Fluttershy's until this whole thing blows over."
"That seems like a place of no hijinks of any type that could go on that would result in us dying!"
So Ian and Anthony ran to Fluttershy's house and barricaded themselves inside.
"Hey guys! What, um, are you doing in my house?" Fluttershy walked out from behind the couch once she was sure it wasn't a rapist.
"ZOMBIES! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" Anthony inexplicably pulled a large number of wooden planks from behind a lamp and nailed the door shut. Ian did the same to the food cabinet.
"Ian, why is it that everytime zombies show up, you barricade us from the food?"
"I am a firm believer in the snack zombies."
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY RELIGION!"
Fluttershy poked her head into the kitchen where the two friends were arguing.
"Um, not to be a bother or anything, but don't you think we should save our friends?
Ian and Anthony both laughed.
"Oh, silly filly. Less friends means less competition for food once every pony's a zombie!"
"Oh, I never thought of it that way," Fluttershy said.
"Well, that's why we're here."
Ian and Anthony stared at the wall for the next three hours while Fluttershy went to the basement to do some stuff. Loud and suspicious noises came from the basement, but Ian and Anthony had long since learned not to question things like that.
"So how long do you think we can go without food?"
Ian was eating the couch. "What?"
"Hey, share that with me!" Anthony grabbed the couch away from Ian.
"No way dude, it's mine!" Anthony punched Ian in the face. Ian fell back, and went for Anthony's wing. Anthony felt a snape as his wing was twisted.
"OH HEELL NAW!"
Anthony picked up Ian and threw him into the wall, where he fell unconscious.
"Dick."
Fluttershy walked up from the basement. "I finished my communications with lord Shmooz, he should be able to- um..." The yellow pegasus surveyed the room. Ian lay unconscious next to her, while the living room was torn apart. Anthony sat on her couch, which had huge bite marks out of it, chowing down.
"Your couch is great! What flavor is it?"
Fluttershy just stared in awe at the scene before her. Finally, she said something.
"Are you going to use Ian for anything?"
Anthony shrugged and washed down the couch bite he had in his mouth with some kerosene. "Probably not. Why?"
"I need a sacrifi- I mean, volunteer for my demonic ri- I mean, cult- I mean, project. Yeah, project."
Anthony moved on to a chair. "Sure, take him!"
Fluttershy grinned evilly. "Excellent."
Ian and Anthony were sitting on the remains of Fluttershy's couch outside of her cottage, bored out of their minds.
"God damn it now I do feel like we've exhausted every possible option."
"Well, we could hang out with Pewdiepie, he seems-"
Ian punched Anthony in the face. "NO! HE WANTS TO TAKE LORETTA AWAY FROM ME AND DO BAD THINGS TO HER!"
Anthony rubbed his face where Ian had smashed his hoof into it. "Yeah, I don't think being in a relationship with a barrel is too healthy, anyway-"
Another punch to the face greeted him.
"OW! Dude, come on!"
Ian was seething. "Why can't you just let me and Loretta be together?"
"I'm pretty sure Derpy was kidding when-"
"When I did what?" The grey pegasus alighting the edge of the couch, scaring the crap out of Anthony.
"Um... well, I-"
Derpy got all up in Anthony's grill. "Why can't you just accept the fact that Ian is going to be with Loretta?"
"Yeah, Anthony! Me and Loretta are perfectly happy together! Why can't you just be glad that I finally found love?"
Anthony facehoofed. "Am I the only sane pony here?"
Pewdiepie patted his hoof and Anthony's back. "I know the feel, bro."
แวววาว " Oh, hey ทไวไลท์ ฟัง สไปค์ถูกเพียง-"ทไวไลท์เจาะรูเอียนในตาของเขา"อา F**K " "ใช้เวลาที่บุตรของเอบ้า โอ้ และยินดีที่ได้เจอ Anthony " "ยินดีที่ได้เห็นคุณเกินไป Twi ฟัง มีของหายากของเนื้อเยื่อที่ใช้ เป็น อุ่ม วิทยาศาสตร์! " ทไวไลท์ให้ Anthony ดูแปลกจริง ๆ และห้องด้านซ้าย"ไอ้ ผมคิดว่า เราจะต้องตามหายากรอบจนกว่าเธอใช้เนื้อเยื่อ""ก็เกือบเป็นน่าขนลุกเป็น reenacting นม"เอียนและ Anthony ส่งเนื้อเยื่อสไปค์ ทันที sniffed นั้น ได้เลียมัน และบางอื่น ๆ อึน่ารังเกียจจะไม่ได้"พระเจ้า เด็กมังกรน้อยที่เป็นน่าขนลุก" Anthony และเอียนหนีจากสยองขวัญที่เก็บชั่วคราว"ดังนั้นควรเราทำอะไรขณะนี้ รู้สึกว่า เราได้หมดทุกสถานการณ์ได้ขาด apocalypse ผีดิบหรือสิ่งอื่นที่โง่เช่นนั้น""ดี เราไม่ได้เข้าเยี่ยมชม Fluttershy, Applejack หรือ ประเรนโบว์ ได้ ฉันคิดว่า เราสามารถทำอะไรกับพวกเขา คิด"ทันใดนั้น ผีดิบมาจากไหน และบิตของ Anthony ซ้ายกีบ"AHGH พระเยซู ฉันกำลัง GONNA ตาย"เอียนคว้า Anthony และ levitated เขาจากม้าผีดิบ "ไม่ต้องกังวล เราจะแคมป์ออกของ Fluttershy จนเลยพัดผ่าน""ที่ดูเหมือนว่าที่ของ hijinks ไม่ชนิดใดที่สามารถไปที่จะทำให้เราตาย"ดังนั้นเอียนและ Anthony วิ่งไปที่บ้านของ Fluttershy และ barricaded ภายในตัวเอง"Hey guys อุ่ม จะทำอะไรในบ้านของฉัน" Fluttershy เดินออกมาพอโซฟาเมื่อเธอแน่ใจว่า มันไม่ได้เป็น rapist"ZOMBIES! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" Anthony inexplicably pulled a large number of wooden planks from behind a lamp and nailed the door shut. Ian did the same to the food cabinet."Ian, why is it that everytime zombies show up, you barricade us from the food?""I am a firm believer in the snack zombies.""That doesn't make any sense!""DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY RELIGION!"Fluttershy poked her head into the kitchen where the two friends were arguing."Um, not to be a bother or anything, but don't you think we should save our friends?Ian and Anthony both laughed."Oh, silly filly. Less friends means less competition for food once every pony's a zombie!""Oh, I never thought of it that way," Fluttershy said."Well, that's why we're here."Ian and Anthony stared at the wall for the next three hours while Fluttershy went to the basement to do some stuff. Loud and suspicious noises came from the basement, but Ian and Anthony had long since learned not to question things like that."So how long do you think we can go without food?"Ian was eating the couch. "What?""Hey, share that with me!" Anthony grabbed the couch away from Ian."No way dude, it's mine!" Anthony punched Ian in the face. Ian fell back, and went for Anthony's wing. Anthony felt a snape as his wing was twisted."OH HEELL NAW!"Anthony picked up Ian and threw him into the wall, where he fell unconscious."Dick."Fluttershy walked up from the basement. "I finished my communications with lord Shmooz, he should be able to- um..." The yellow pegasus surveyed the room. Ian lay unconscious next to her, while the living room was torn apart. Anthony sat on her couch, which had huge bite marks out of it, chowing down."Your couch is great! What flavor is it?"Fluttershy just stared in awe at the scene before her. Finally, she said something."Are you going to use Ian for anything?" Anthony shrugged and washed down the couch bite he had in his mouth with some kerosene. "Probably not. Why?""I need a sacrifi- I mean, volunteer for my demonic ri- I mean, cult- I mean, project. Yeah, project."Anthony moved on to a chair. "Sure, take him!"Fluttershy grinned evilly. "Excellent."Ian and Anthony were sitting on the remains of Fluttershy's couch outside of her cottage, bored out of their minds."God damn it now I do feel like we've exhausted every possible option.""Well, we could hang out with Pewdiepie, he seems-"Ian punched Anthony in the face. "NO! HE WANTS TO TAKE LORETTA AWAY FROM ME AND DO BAD THINGS TO HER!"Anthony rubbed his face where Ian had smashed his hoof into it. "Yeah, I don't think being in a relationship with a barrel is too healthy, anyway-"Another punch to the face greeted him."OW! Dude, come on!"Ian was seething. "Why can't you just let me and Loretta be together?""I'm pretty sure Derpy was kidding when-""When I did what?" The grey pegasus alighting the edge of the couch, scaring the crap out of Anthony."Um... well, I-"Derpy got all up in Anthony's grill. "Why can't you just accept the fact that Ian is going to be with Loretta?" "Yeah, Anthony! Me and Loretta are perfectly happy together! Why can't you just be glad that I finally found love?"Anthony facehoofed. "Am I the only sane pony here?"Pewdiepie patted his hoof and Anthony's back. "I know the feel, bro."
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