I've been a pickpocket for 6 years; maybe I can give you some pointers. I've stolen ideas, interests, and hearts. I'm happy to show you how. If you're super busy like me, I could send my helicopter to pick you up. It will have to make a quick stop at the Oscars to collect my award for Best Actor, but I'm sure you won't mind. Maybe you can meet Ryan Gosling (sure he's gay though). Anyway hit me up on Line when you're back in Thailand. My ID is jarrett_brandon. Have a lovely weekend.
Jarrett