I almost have my pet human trained. For example, I have figured out how to get him to give me a treat. All I have to do is sit. I could play dead and whatnot, but, really, why bother? Sitting is still enough to get me a treat. In fact, I might train him to give me two treats if I act slightly disinterested. That could work really well for me. I’ve also taught him to to throw a tennis ball. That one was tough. I had to keep returning the ball (and he still has the annoying habit of wiping off the slobber), but I have to admit that he’s learning. His throws are much more on-target and bouncing higher than before. Oh, and I’ve almost trained him to wake up before the sun. I admit that it still takes some barking, but he’s almost trained.