Zhang Yuxian said, “For this Elephant Swallowing Technique, eating wood and Guanyin clay is just the beginning stage. If you meet the criteria, you can even try eating materials with devastating energies. Extremely valuable food will make your practice even better.”
These words were only for Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun. From Zhang Yuxian point of view, only Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun had the ability to leave the vast wilderness and become a true warrior.
He turned towards Zhao Tiezhu and company, saying, “As for you, although you won’t have the opportunity to eat all those valuable foods, but if you were to master the Elephant Swallowing Technique, you will be able to eat grass-roots and tree bark safely during a famine. It will be a great boon to your survival. Even learning a tiny bit will be extremely valuable for you.”
“I will do it again. The speed will be much slower. Look carefully. To be able to identify the charm of the Elephant Swallowing Technique will all depend on yourself!”
With that, Zhang Yuxian began moving again.
He really slowed down, but he was still unable to get through to Zhao Tiezhu and company.
The result for that night was wailings from the toilets of the Lian tribal clan.
Some people say that the most painful thing in life is the failure to find a bathroom when experiencing diarrhea. They would eventually have to shit in their pants.
But for Zhao Tiezhu and company, what would this be called?
Only those who experienced what Zhao Tiezhu was feeling will know that even shitting in their pants was extreme bliss.
That night, the only doctor in the Lian tribal clan boiled a huge pot of laxatives. Every member of the warrior preparation camp drank it, but they still could not succeed in excreting it out.
As a last resort, they had to follow Zhang Yuxian’s words. They used their fingers to dig. When they realized their fingers were not long enough, they used bamboo sticks.
As for bamboo sticks being inserted into their rectum…
That feeling was…”heavenly”.
In fact, using a bamboo stick to dig was not easy. It was an extremely difficult task for an individual, because they could not see.
As a last resort, they had to “help one another”. They had to reveal their ass, letting a brother help…
That scene was too perfect that Yi Yun didn’t want to think about it.
To be able to bust ass for a comrade was nothing. But to help a comrade dig out shit, that would be true love.
Just listening to the shrill cries, one could imagine the carnage happening. The bamboo sticks might have dug through something…
On the second day, Zhao Tiezhu and company’s faces walked soft-footedly with an ashen expression.
They had not been able to sleep the whole night for they were constantly running to the toilet. Even after they drank the laxative, all that came out was yellow liquid, as for the bamboo sticks…
Even known tortures were nothing in comparison.
However, thankfully they did not eat too much Guanyin clay. As a result of the laxatives and the digging, no one died.
…
For the second day of training, Zhao Tiezhu and company no longer dared to eat the Guanyin clay. As such, Zhang Yuxian only taught Yi Yun and Lian Chengyu.
Eventually, Zhang Yuxian did not even stay the full three days at the Lian tribal clan.
On the second night, a jade scroll that accompanied Zhang Yuxian trembled, producing a sound.
This jade scroll was a messaging device the Jin Long Wei used.
Seeing the jade scroll tremble, Zhang Yuxian’s expression changed. He left a note, mounted his huge beast and disappeared off into the night…
Zhang Yuxian said, “For this Elephant Swallowing Technique, eating wood and Guanyin clay is just the beginning stage. If you meet the criteria, you can even try eating materials with devastating energies. Extremely valuable food will make your practice even better.”These words were only for Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun. From Zhang Yuxian point of view, only Lian Chengyu and Yi Yun had the ability to leave the vast wilderness and become a true warrior.He turned towards Zhao Tiezhu and company, saying, “As for you, although you won’t have the opportunity to eat all those valuable foods, but if you were to master the Elephant Swallowing Technique, you will be able to eat grass-roots and tree bark safely during a famine. It will be a great boon to your survival. Even learning a tiny bit will be extremely valuable for you.”“I will do it again. The speed will be much slower. Look carefully. To be able to identify the charm of the Elephant Swallowing Technique will all depend on yourself!”With that, Zhang Yuxian began moving again.He really slowed down, but he was still unable to get through to Zhao Tiezhu and company.The result for that night was wailings from the toilets of the Lian tribal clan.Some people say that the most painful thing in life is the failure to find a bathroom when experiencing diarrhea. They would eventually have to shit in their pants.But for Zhao Tiezhu and company, what would this be called?Only those who experienced what Zhao Tiezhu was feeling will know that even shitting in their pants was extreme bliss.That night, the only doctor in the Lian tribal clan boiled a huge pot of laxatives. Every member of the warrior preparation camp drank it, but they still could not succeed in excreting it out.As a last resort, they had to follow Zhang Yuxian’s words. They used their fingers to dig. When they realized their fingers were not long enough, they used bamboo sticks.As for bamboo sticks being inserted into their rectum…That feeling was…”heavenly”.In fact, using a bamboo stick to dig was not easy. It was an extremely difficult task for an individual, because they could not see.As a last resort, they had to “help one another”. They had to reveal their ass, letting a brother help…That scene was too perfect that Yi Yun didn’t want to think about it.To be able to bust ass for a comrade was nothing. But to help a comrade dig out shit, that would be true love.Just listening to the shrill cries, one could imagine the carnage happening. The bamboo sticks might have dug through something…On the second day, Zhao Tiezhu and company’s faces walked soft-footedly with an ashen expression.They had not been able to sleep the whole night for they were constantly running to the toilet. Even after they drank the laxative, all that came out was yellow liquid, as for the bamboo sticks…
Even known tortures were nothing in comparison.
However, thankfully they did not eat too much Guanyin clay. As a result of the laxatives and the digging, no one died.
…
For the second day of training, Zhao Tiezhu and company no longer dared to eat the Guanyin clay. As such, Zhang Yuxian only taught Yi Yun and Lian Chengyu.
Eventually, Zhang Yuxian did not even stay the full three days at the Lian tribal clan.
On the second night, a jade scroll that accompanied Zhang Yuxian trembled, producing a sound.
This jade scroll was a messaging device the Jin Long Wei used.
Seeing the jade scroll tremble, Zhang Yuxian’s expression changed. He left a note, mounted his huge beast and disappeared off into the night…
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