Sample Conversations
Conversation A
A male driver is pulled over by a cop.
Man : what’s the problem officer?
Cop : You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man : No sir, I was going 65.
Wife : Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop : I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man : Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife : Oh Harry. You’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop : I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man : Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife : Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man : Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop : Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife : No, only when he’s drunk.