“What’s the problem with making comments about other people’s stretch marks?” you ask. Well, aside from being generally icky and wading into the deep end of the nacho business realm, it furthers the bogus sense of entitlement we feel to point out things — and attempt to “correct” things — we see on other people’s bodies. Whether it’s acne scars, cellulite, freckles or stretch marks, our jurisdiction for curing or concealing what we perceive as flaws begins and ends with ourselves. Just because you can spy someone’s stretch marks with your little eyes doesn’t mean you should share your mother’s homemade stretch mark remedy or jump to conclusions about where those stretch marks came from. Flaws are not universal, but respect should be, so can we let everyone live and stop saying these things to ladies with stretch marks, please?