“Ah, actually, she’s my wife. She is already bearing my baby in her womb, I didn’t dare to tell you this before.” Yue Yang acted as if he was ungrateful.
“…” The mysterious beauty was blown away.
“Hahahahaha!” Luo Hua City’s Mistress was initially dumbstruck for a short while. However, immediately afterwards, she burst into a huge fit of laughter. She laughed until her shoulders were trembling wildly and finally even her tears came out. She patted Yue Yang and, resisting her urge to laugh, said, “She’s still a virgin, how could she bear a baby? Can your jokes be more hilarious?”
“City Mistress, how do you know she’s a virgin?” Yue Yang asked while acting dumb.
“Didn’t you realise that she has that nice virgin smell like me? I say, Yue Yang, you have to see who the other party is if you want to lie!” Luo Hua City’s Mistress laughed.
“There’s really a virgin smell? Let me smell it!” Yue Yang moved closer to the mysterious beauty.
“Go smell yourself!” The mysterious beauty beat Yue Yang down to the ground with a book.
“Now that I think about it, your skin really is thicker than the city walls.” Luo Hua City’s Mistress bent down and placed her slim finger on Yue Yang’s chin while grinning. Her lips were only a few centimetres away from kissing Yue Yang’s lips. Her breath was like a flower’s, and her actions were ambiguous. “Actually, you don’t have to be so nervous. No matter what kind of relationship you have with her, it’s fine! I’m just a little concerned over the lifetime happiness of my future Guard Captain. Don’t misunderstand!”
“I’ve already misunderstood… Ah, no. What I meant was, I wanted to misunderstand. No, I mean I said that the misunderstanding has already been cleared up, I’m not nervous!” Yue Yang was a little incoherent.
“Your heart seems to be beating really fast?” Luo Hua City’s Mistress’ eyes seemed to carry a mischievous glint while laughing.
“This, proves that I have great vitality.” In this posture, Yue Yang could see a bit of snow-white skin. Thankfully, he didn’t drown in that wonderful yet unfathomable sea of breasts. Under this situation, if his heartbeat did not quicken, then he was Dongfang Bubai.
(Sephilia: a character in a famous novel of a guy who castrated himself in order to master a legendary martial arts skill https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongfang_Bubai)
“Your face seems to be a little red?” Luo Hua City’s Mistress asked again.
“It proves that I am healthy and my complexion is good!” Yue Yang’s answer was extremely fluent.
“Why are you sweating at the tip of your nose?” Luo Hua City’s Mistress lightly blew on Yue Yang’s face. She nearly melted Yue Yang’s bones from her cuteness.
Flirting while they were in this kind of ambiguous posture, if his heart didn’t quicken, his face didn’t redden and he didn’t sweat from the tip of his nose, then Yue Yang’s name would have already been changed to be called Liuxia Hui*. The most terrible thing was that there was still a mysterious beauty watching them from the side. The double stimulation made him feel really bad. Many times, Yue Yang was on the verge of pushing either one of them down. After all, neither of the women were bad at all.
(*Sephilia: an Ancient Chinese politician with eminent virtue. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhan_Huo)
However, he was also very greedy in his heart.
He felt that both of them were great women and he could not just give them to others so easily. He had to take the both of them for himself.
Of course, it would be even harder for him to take everything. Therefore, Yue Yang could not act too perverted. He had to act like an upright man and reduce their vigilance towards him.
Yue Yang said resolutely, “The tip of my nose is sweating because the weather is too hot!”
Just after saying this, a gust of cold wind blew and filled the sky with snow.
Snowflakes drifted down from the sky…
The mysterious beauty suddenly turned around, sneezing so lightly a mosquito wouldn’t even be scared from it, and said to herself, “This weather is really too hot!”
“Don’t worry, my clothes are Heattech™ !” Seeing that there was a chance for him to be gallant, he quickly sprung up and took off his leather coat, wrapping it over the mysterious beauty’s body.
“Your movements are really well trained… “ Luo Hua City’s Mistress judged Yue Yang with her gaze and asked while grinning, “Can you take off another layer?”
“If I take off any more, I’ll be naked. However, If you really want it, I can give it to you. I haven’t washed my pants for half a month. Is it fine?” Yue Yang was preparing to take off his pants.
“Who would want it!” Luo Hua City’s Mistress extended her hands and touched the leather coat draped over the mysterious beauty. She said this rather abruptly, causing Yue Yang’s heart to nearly be scared out of his body. Luo Hua City’s Mistress seemed to have said it accidentally. Surprised, she said, “This is wyvern skin? Was it the wyvern that we fought in Hanging Pavilion*? The quality of the skin isn’t