4. Things that go bump in the night.
Was that the dry cycle on the dishwasher kicking in or a serial killer?
5. The flu.
Going to the drugstore when you have a fever is bullshit.
6. No one to tell you how hot you look.
Except construction workers and your girlfriends.
7. Online dating.
It’s like a part-time job. Who has the time??
8. Online dating fees.
They add up. A nice new handbag would be a much more satisfying purchase. And then at least you’d have something to show for the $ you spent.