Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.
Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!" - See more at: http://www.bestfunnystories.com/2014/08/at-sawmill.html#sthash.RAuf1yHt.dpuf