“Her fingernails are too long. She doesn't use the computer much, so she can't play online games with you, or help you hack into your favorite female celeb's computer to download their personal photos.”
Did I ask you to go hack their computers? Did I? I only said that she was pretty and then you went and did it yourself. Furthermore, they were all photos of her without makeup and no photoshop, shattering my image of her……