Macarons. Cake pops. Cake in a jar. We get it. You're fancy.
Nutella. What is the deal. I remember eating this as a kid and thinking score, chocolate on my toast! Chocolate for breakfast! Chocolate in my face! But people go kind of crazy for this stuff, no? I don't know. Team Peanut Butter.
Red velvet cake. I feel like I'm going to get radioactive superpowers from all that food dye.
Fondant. I don't like you.
Gnocchi. Quinoa. Dulce de leche. Mascarpone. What are you. I can't even pronounce you.
Brownies. Can I throwdown? I don't like brownies. I mean, if you held me down and shoved a warm, chocolatey brownie into my face, I wouldn't punch you in the kneecaps, but they're just kind of boring and square and dense. Like they tried to be cake and failed. Chocolatey bricks. I just can't get behind this. Put some rocky road on that.