Dear Niphon,
I am making a point of specifying at once that I'm not the kind of person who makes promises that I could not keep. My past and the houndreds of thank you letters that I've received proves, without any doubt, that I am one of this time's biggest mediums.
So the reason why I'm telling you, I see you receiving the fabulous sum of *us $ 9,000.00* within the next 123 days, is because I really mean it!