Saying she was a computer science major, so I made computer jokes that only students of computer science understand and she didn't understand them
Then I asked her what professor she had, and she didn't answered
So I told her she was lying and she said I was a stupid immature brat even tho she wanted to see my dick
I asked her what computer scripting languages she knew, anyone who studies computer science knows what I'm talking about.
So you see, I actually like you cause you're really nice and don't lie to me.