I will not write you first. I know this is selfish, but I've long ago decided I am done wasting my time writing people who may not want to chat.
I will answer every new message. I will write back, with as much effort as your original message warrants. This does not mean I will answer immediately.
I will not judge. It doesn't matter who you are or what you've done, it's not my place to pass judgement.
I will not teach English. Ever. Sorry.
I will not lie. I don't promise to answer every question you ask, but I do promise not to lie. My name is not Bob.
My photos will never be made public. Sorry, I have to know you well enough to want to be your friend to see them. There are quite a few uploaded.