I was once like you, my child
Slightly insecure
Argued with my mother, too
Thought I was mature
But I put my heart aside
And I used my head
Now I think it’s time you learned
What dear old mama said:
Don’t you wanna be evil like me
Don’t you wanna be mean
Don’t you wanna make mischief your daily routine?
Well, you can spend your life
Attending to the poor
But when you’re evil doing less is doing more
Don’t you wanna be ruthless and rotten and mad
Don’t you wanna be very, very good at being bad
I have tried my whole life long
To do the worst I can
Clawed my way to victory
Built my master plan
Now the time has come, my dear
For you to take your place
Promise me you’ll try to be
An absolute disgrace
Don’t you wanna be evil like me
Don’t you wanna be cruel
Don’t you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool
And when you grab that wand
That’s when your reign begins
Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sins?
Don’t you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone
Don’t you wanna be finger-lickin’ evil to the bone
This is not for us to ponder
This was pre-ordained
You and I shall rule together
Freedom soon regained
Mistress of the universe
Powerful and strong
Daughter, hear me, help me, join me
Won’t you sing along?!