You should have at least one photograph showing your face, so that I can imagine somehow who I am talking with.
(Social media allows us to stay anonymous and we all become more and more distanced and since I want to make real lasting friendships this is really important to me.)
✔ You are NOT an exhibitionist.
(No guys, I know this is disappointing, but I am not keen on staring at any naked 'manly' parts of your body that ought to be covered with cloth.)
✔ You can see the difference between 'Then' and 'Than' or 'Your' and 'You're'.
(It's essential to know the difference between 'Your Shit' and 'You're shit'.)
✔ You don't want to marry me.
(It is just to early to think about this. I am young, you are young, we should let our relationship mature.. You know?)
Got all points? Congratulation, go on reading.