Prostitution is indeed the oldest profession in the postlapsarian world. Before the fall, naming and tending the garden of Eden held primacy, and arguably were not necessarily a profession, but an act of pure co-creation and care for that creation with God. However, our fall into sin marks how we sold ourselves out for a lie. How we degraded our bodies and our very souls to the lowest “brute” on earth, and bought into Satan’s undermining of God’s declaration “It is Good.” When we ate of the fruit, we bit into the self-hunger that we are not good enough. And, given the historical and even current cultural messages today, is it any surprise that the woman ate first?