Jupiter, Neptune, Minerva, and Momus. Jupiter, Neptune, and Minerva (so the story goes) one had a contest to determine which one could make the most perfect thing in the world. Jupiter made a man; Minerva made a house; Neptune made a bull. And Momus - for he had not been banished from Olympus yet- was chosen to judge which of the creations had the greatest merit. He began by finding fault with the bull because its horns were not below his eyes and thus would not be able to see when he butted with them. Next he found fault with the man because there was no window in his breast that would allow his inward thoughts and feelings to be seen. And finally, he found fault with the house because it did not have wheels to enable its inhabitants to move away from bad neighbors After Momus pronounced all his judgments, Jupiter drove the critic out of heaven and told him that a fault-finder could never be pleased and that he should stop criticizing the works of others until he had created something worthwhile himself.