A Fine Cup o’ Joe
Pampered Homes has faithfully provided you, our oh-so pampered readers, with the industry’s newest, best, and most luxurious additions to your home for nearly decades now. But never in our 17 years of existence have we been so excited to introduce you to the latest must-have pampered product of the year.
Pampered Homes’ consumer reporters were granted exclusive access to review this new piece of technology in preparation for our holiday coffee maker round-up. For the homeowner who has absolutely everything, we are proud to introduce the Kaffee Grenzenlos (German for “limitless coffee”).
Does that mean it gives you a limitless supply of coffee? Like a coffee waterfall?! Not quite. It does, however, have the most capabilities and attachments of any item you will ever own—all compacted in this super chic, super convenient, 10” x 8” x 10” chrome package.
Your Kaffee Grenzenlos has a number of amazing features:
• Fully automated delivery system so you can brew the perfect espresso every time
• Optional milk frother to create amazing lattes and cappuccinos
• Ability to switch between pods and ground beans—with a built-in grinder
• Self-heating water system that also delivers hot water for tea
• Option for pre-brewing and cooling coffee for iced beverages
• Programmable schedule lets you set the coffee maker to brew whenever you want
• Pivoting brewing head accommodates cups of almost any size
• Adjustable volume amounts enable you to make the coffee as strong or as weak as you want it
Think this is a bit excessive? Neither do we! The creator, Urban Zeit, certainly doesn’t think so: “We live in an extraordinarily fast-paced world now,” says Zeit. “Time is money. People say that but don’t understand it. A minute wasted could be a million dollars wasted, depending on your lifestyle. Most people in business can’t be bothered with small nuisances. Coffee should not be one of those nuisances. Ever.”
All that technology and sophistication will cost you, though. The Kaffee Grenzenlos is custom-made to order and will set you back $500. It’s completely reasonable, though, according to Zeit: “Quality and perfection cost money, and there are plenty of people out there willing to pay for it. This coffee maker comes with a lifetime guarantee, and we know people will be satisfied,” said Zeit.
The Kaffee Grenzenlos will be available to order starting November 4 online atwww.KaffeeGrenzenlos.com. Wrap it up for Christmas for...oh, who are we kidding? Go pamper yourself!