“Stop laughing”
“I mean it, stop it”
“Just because I’m short now”
“Ok, I get it, I’m really short”
“Well at least I didn’t trade my brains for muscle, just a little height”
“Ok, a lot of height”
“But still you’re just a big dumb lug now”
“Yea, yea, you can still reach the top shelf”
“But I can still function in normal society”
*hand swoops down and steals hat*
“Hey give me back my hat”
*Little guy sighs as Big guys holds hat up by the ceiling*