A Priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing.
At the church mass prayer gathering,
the priest asked, - "Who has a cock?"... All the men got up.
"No, I meant who has seen a cock?"... All the women got up.
"No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't their's?"... Half the women got up.
"Oh, for Heaven's sake, Who has seen my cock?"... All the nuns got up...
and the priest fainted...!! =))