I had just come out of a shop when the blast of a car horn scared me. When I turned to
yell at the rude driver, I found a large white poodle sitting in the driver’s seat of a parked car.
When the impatient dog honked again, a man came scurrying out of a shop, shouting, “I’ll be
there in a minute!”
“Did you teach your dog to do that?” I asked the man.
“Yes,” he answered in exasperation, “and now he won’t let me go anywhere!”