A dreamgirl, on the other hand, won’t kill herself to impress
anyone. This is why the woman he really falls in love with doesn’t
serve a four-course meal. And you won’t see her breaking out the
fancy china, either. She’ll start out cooking him a one-course meal.
(Popcorn.) No fancy doilies. A Tupperware bowl does the trick.
She simply asks her guest, “Hey, do you want the bag or the
bowl?” Six months later, the same woman throws together a meal
and puts down a hot plate in front of him. And what does he say to
himself? “Man! I’m special!”