Dong Cheng stuck out her 34Cs and flashed a confident smile, “But of course. How else would I qualify as our Brother Xiao Yao’s Personal Chief Mage?”
Old K rubbed his hands together, “Little Li, you’re just way too lucky. When are you going to let us use her?”
Dong Cheng squinted at Old K and smiled, “Depends. A face that looks like a platypus that halfway devolved of course won’t get the same treatment. If you were as handsome as our Brother Xiao Yao, then I might bear with it….”
Old K was stunned, “A partially devolved platypus? What the f*ck does that even mean…”
Li Mu patted Old K’s shoulder, “Don’t be too sad…. It’s just that a fossilized devolved platypus was recently discovered. In the end it turns out that the architect wasn’t too good at their job, and now it looks like half of the face has fallen off, and it just looks too abstract. Based on Old K’s intellect, even if we were to explain it to him, he still might not get it. All you have to know is that Dong Cheng, this superior rank girl was just not meant for you. That’s enough, just admit to your fate. For someone like you, picking up a beauty like Little Dance is already enough. Forget about Dong Cheng, or else you’ll be in pain for the rest of your life….”
“Pa!”
An arrow struck right into Li Mu’s forehead and freshblood dripped from the wound. Dancing Forest lowered her long bow, her pretty face filled with killing intent, “Picking up a beauty like Little Dance? Why is it that I can’t understand what you’re talking about?”
Li Mu grabbed onto the arrow in his forehead and tried to pull it out, but couldn’t. The arrow on his head shook when he let go. Tears were even streaming down his cheek, “As a man, I will not give in….”
Wrinkles creased on my forehead, “Enough you guys. You guys are fooling around at a time like this? Please don’t be like this. You’re just making me your guildmaster feel even more helpless….”
Wan Er grinned, “Just let them do as they wish. Act cute and save the world!”
I was speechless.
……
A few minutes later, the vines began to shake again. In addition, all ten vines were shaking at the same time. It was clear that this time quite a few people were coming. There was probably at least 20 people. From the way that the vines were shaking, there might even be more than 50!
“Don’t know if Drunken Spear has come down yet.” Qing Qian wondered aloud.
I stood near a bush and hid amongst the branches. “Doesn’t matter, if Drunken Spear comes down, then he won’t be able to leave. Everyone be careful of his [Thousand Layer Wave]. Best case scenario, we’ll be able to control his attack and kill him after. Later, I’ll drag him down and then use my [Curse of the Night Fury]. Matcha, Tang Xin, Yong Jie, all you knights use your [Fierce Ram] to interrupt his skills. Concentrate all of your fire on him and kill him. Drunken Spear that bastard has already killed quite a few of our brothers. This time, we aren’t letting him go!”
“Yup!”
In the sky, flocks of people were starting to shimmy down the vines. There was definitely over a hundred people, and they were all elites from [Flying Dragon]. Soaring Dragon had already been killed by us, and so now Drunken Spear was the highest ranked officer. In reality, Soaring Dragon is probably giving Drunken Spear commands over the phone to bring people to us, or else Drunken Spear that carefree person probably wouldn’t try and make a comeback.
When he was around 40 yards above the ground, Drunken Spear’s figure finally appeared. His limpid eyes swept across the floor and he said, “There’s quite a few [Zhan Long] players lying in ambush here. Don’t just slide down in a straight line, everyone swing the vine. We can’t be sitting ducks. I’ll count to three, and then everyone jump down at the same time. The people up top will provide reinforcements. We’ll crush them in one attack!”
Wan Er and I exchanged glances. This Drunken Spear really wasn’t easy to deal with. He had both the smarts and the muscle. This type of judgement and quick thinking was pretty rare. Too bad he was our enemy!